When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone


Aug 20 21:11 with 72,374 notes


If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

Aug 20 21:10 with 258,699 notes


I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like


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Aug 20 21:09 with 164,644 notes


driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

Aug 20 21:05 with 469,439 notes
Sober or drunk, it’s always you.
"There goes my Heart" (Anonymous)

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Aug 20 21:03 with 21,245 notes
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